Thread:Cartoonlover563/@comment-28278727-20160726045731/@comment-28278727-20160726213054

Oliver: Well, that i understand you wanna be single for a while.

Thomas: But the reason i masturbate is because i don't want to lose you like i did with your mother.

Oliver: Well, that's understandable, dad, but what does that masturbating of yours have to do with me?

Thomas: Well, son, like i said before, whenever i masturbate this past 4 nights, i keep thinking about you in the strangest things possible.

Oliver: What kind of things?

Thomas: Well, if i remember correctly, i acutally masturbated about you all grown up and 36 years old. And you would be on in your backyard. You've got your own lake and you would stand there completely naked! You would swim naked in that lake of yours. And you would bathe in your own lake.

Oliver: That is weird.